Yeaaaup thats right...I'ma look like I drive a snowmobile and pull over reckless snowshoe people. I decided to sell my chilliwack because of it's short length even if the downfill in that was a bit more. Navy son! I don't think they even make this anymore...
Side Note -
Funny story I just went with my cousin so he could pick up a chilliwack for himself. The guy and my cousin were scheduled to meet at 8 oclock SOMEWHERE downtown, but when my cousin Andy tried to call him he didnt answer until 9:30 and said he could conviently meet in a parking lot at 10 pm *after closing hours of stores..* Anyways, I knew the dude was sketch from the start since he posted on craigslist which is a site that requires NO FEEDBACK, NO PICTURES, NOTHING! and nowhere else like all the other forums I go on that are more legit. So anyways..get the phone call..we meet up and this guy pulls out 2 Canada Goose Jackets, 2! WTF! His listing was for MEN'S CANADA GOOSE JACKETS FOR SALE...no size, no specific anything.
So after giving Andy the jacket to try on..me and the mofuckin asian scrub had this to say to one another
Me: Dude its fake
Scamerson: You're telling me that these jackets are fake?!
Me:Yes. The fur is fake as fuck and the inner pocket lining isn't fleece.
Scamerson: Are YOU insulting me?! I came all this way to waste my time because you think it's fake?
Me: Bro..I've got like 3 Goose Jackets in the house..I think I would know....
Scamerson: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT well lets do the Holt Renfrew test
Me: What?! FINE LETS DO IT!
Scamerson: Take the jacket and give me the money..bring it to Holts and lets see if its fake
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? (didn't really raise my voice...not tryin to be a tough guy over here) You want me to give you $400 for a fake Canada Goose jacket to confirm that its fake and you will give me back the money when it is. You're dumb.
Scamerson: (takes the jacket, gets back into the car and drives off)
Me and Andy walk across the parking lot exit...as Andy kindly waves the scammer Goodbye...DA FUCK ANDY?!
Side Note -
Funny story I just went with my cousin so he could pick up a chilliwack for himself. The guy and my cousin were scheduled to meet at 8 oclock SOMEWHERE downtown, but when my cousin Andy tried to call him he didnt answer until 9:30 and said he could conviently meet in a parking lot at 10 pm *after closing hours of stores..* Anyways, I knew the dude was sketch from the start since he posted on craigslist which is a site that requires NO FEEDBACK, NO PICTURES, NOTHING! and nowhere else like all the other forums I go on that are more legit. So anyways..get the phone call..we meet up and this guy pulls out 2 Canada Goose Jackets, 2! WTF! His listing was for MEN'S CANADA GOOSE JACKETS FOR SALE...no size, no specific anything.
So after giving Andy the jacket to try on..me and the mofuckin asian scrub had this to say to one another
Me: Dude its fake
Scamerson: You're telling me that these jackets are fake?!
Me:Yes. The fur is fake as fuck and the inner pocket lining isn't fleece.
Scamerson: Are YOU insulting me?! I came all this way to waste my time because you think it's fake?
Me: Bro..I've got like 3 Goose Jackets in the house..I think I would know....
Scamerson: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT well lets do the Holt Renfrew test
Me: What?! FINE LETS DO IT!
Scamerson: Take the jacket and give me the money..bring it to Holts and lets see if its fake
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? (didn't really raise my voice...not tryin to be a tough guy over here) You want me to give you $400 for a fake Canada Goose jacket to confirm that its fake and you will give me back the money when it is. You're dumb.
Scamerson: (takes the jacket, gets back into the car and drives off)
Me and Andy walk across the parking lot exit...as Andy kindly waves the scammer Goodbye...DA FUCK ANDY?!
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