Jammin' in the 305

Date: January 24, 09
Time: Till' the Break of Dawn
Location: Apt #305

Not even a month in and the party of the year might have just happened. From the jumpoff, or from I stepped in the door, the food was half eaten and the joints were wrapped proper so I knew everybody was havin' a good time. The lights were dim, the mood was mellow, and the party was looking real bright, especially when Gasior and Mulv stepped in with that 24 and liquor. That ish didn't last the crowd very long but it was enough to keep us going for sure. People were bonding left and right, and the birthday boy, MJ aka Mista Afanan, seemed like he was having the time of his life, demonstrated by his rendition of "Spazz" by N.E.R.D., and his use of Rum&Coke as a chaser. As the night passed, time was well spent, and no complaints were to be thought of. I don't really know what made it such a great night; was it the prank calls till 5 am, the immediate birthday of Stephanie Mendez the next day or vacant apartment? One thing I know for sure: that shit was tied together perfectly. Many stories went down in the 305, but some honourable mentions have to include Melissa being the craziest mofuckin drunk in the world. Some might consider her a pest and some might consider her the life of the party, but she was definitely recognized. Get this: we decide to bake a pizza around 1 and while we're baking it, she decides to take it out of the oven while it's still frozen (whatta nuisance). After realizing what she did, we put it back; yet again she attempts to take out the pizza but crazy as she is, she takes it out while its hot. LOL! On another note, she kept interrupting the game "Dirty Minds" by shouting out the flippin answers. Ingrid was havin none of that so she made Rule No. 1 "NO MELISSAS!" Oh those damn women...they were the reason why the alchy was gone quick and winding up in the toilets (Goddamn taking my alcohol -Jon). "WOMEN'S RIGHTS, MAN, WOMEN'S RIGHTS", Melissa would say. From moment the door was kicked in, solid all the way through...and the rest was history!

-Chris aka TheLo'Life